I dont
have Road Rage, it's more like driving with Road Aggravation. I drive to and from work for a good 45 minutes. Then I take a back highway, so I see a lot of interesting things along the way. I talk out loud. I'll give you a few samples....
"I hate YOU blu-tooth chick!"(on no hands phone thang in my car)
"Detour?!". "Sorry."(after running over a squirrel). "Ahhhhh!!!!"
( head lights shine on a Zombie looking man on side of the road). "No! Not YOU again, I'm late!"(bicycle man that doesn't pull over). "Thank-You for the blinker!" (there was no blinker). "Dude!!!". "Nice truck.". ( nice truck). "Get off my butt!!". "Yeah, let me blink my lights, A cop is back is back there." . "Come on, you piece of crap.".(talking to my car) "Come on, Baby, that's it."(talking to my car)
( head lights shine on a Zombie looking man on side of the road). "No! Not YOU again, I'm late!"(bicycle man that doesn't pull over). "Thank-You for the blinker!" (there was no blinker). "Dude!!!". "Nice truck.". ( nice truck). "Get off my butt!!". "Yeah, let me blink my lights, A cop is back is back there." . "Come on, you piece of crap.".(talking to my car) "Come on, Baby, that's it."(talking to my car)
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